He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The power of my boobs compel you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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