actually, I'm a sock model
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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