I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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