I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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