This girl is more easily done than said...
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
