fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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