we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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