I need help removing her.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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