Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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