with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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