So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
