She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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