Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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