I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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