How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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