y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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