i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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