Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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