Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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