In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
