take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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