I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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