Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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