Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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