whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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