awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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