Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize