you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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