Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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