just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
