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Fuck
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
TSA found the edibles
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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