How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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