SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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