i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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