Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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