If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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