That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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