I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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