I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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