Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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