guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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