he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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