it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sarcasm needs its own font
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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