You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Boobs are out for the taking
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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