Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Panties = found
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
