You smell like a Billy Joel song
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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