Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
