do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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