She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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