It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
