Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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