Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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