sarcasm needs its own font
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I have post one night stand depression
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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