So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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