how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
