Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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