For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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