Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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