Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
You did what with his pubic hair?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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